In The Shadow of Nerath

Pooping On Old Man

Previously on Battlestar Galactica:

Elnarian teleport attacked Old Man’s face. Old Man argued against it but I couldn’t hear him over the sound of how awesome I am. Elnarian then put on Caps Lock so that he was louder than everyone else. This led to tank surfing because Elnarian is just that bad ass in battle.

When the rest of the group became demoralized at the chances of victory against the almight dm, Elnarian gave a speech:

It doesn’t matter what the dm says. It doesn’t matter what the BBEG or the minions say. It doesn’t matter if the whole game decides that something wrong is something right. This group was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and Old Man and the whole world tell us to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth and tell the whole world … “No! You move!”

Unfortunately, Old Man then summoned a Mt. Rushmore golem and killed all of the party except Elnarian. Elnarian used his magic to summon a snowman army. Old Man said “Fucking snow, don’t get it on my carpet.” Old Man surrendered and the forces of good were triumphant once more.

In the end, he fought Jamie’s eldar: Taste the rainbow.



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